Spectacular Failure - Strawberry Soup

It was disgusting. I reasoned that old strawberries, ready for juicing, would bring out tons of sugar as they simmered in a mixture of sour cream (half and half that was sour) and soy milk.

It was awful - despite my addition of sweetener and flavor enhancers, it never lost the vomitous sour-milk sensation, and of course separated all over the place.